Love it or List It - House of the Keeper

House of  the Keeper, oil on canvas, 24"x36", Argyle Fine Art





 Real Estate Agent: Where are you, you should be back here by now - got more to do here than just hear about some god forsaken rotted out old building; probably rats and mice chomping on leftover bits of seagull droppings. You lost your mind or something? Told ya you would never get me out there. You wanna buy this -  do it without me. Stink'in salt infested wasteland. I can't even get a decent breakdown on the listing - just that it's declared surplus and the Feds wanna dump the stink'in thing. You ever tried negotiating with the Feds? Too much red tape; forget it! Probably laced with lead paint and  a party house for locals for all you know. Did you even go inside? Speak up I can't here you - the connections breaking up - Come back and we'll buy an industrial park in Calgary or something.


The Client: Okay, okay. I'll be home soon, but first I need to check something out... it's strange, don't laugh; it's like the place can speak or something.


Real Estate Agent: You idiot...  




Steven Rhude, Wolfville, Nova Scotia


  

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